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Aug 27, 2014 8:26am

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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Aug 25, 2014 7:35pm
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Aug 21, 2014 2:24pm

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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Aug 16, 2014 1:45pm
  • peter: my name's peter quill, but you might know me by another name
  • korath: what?
  • peter: *whips on sunglasses* bert macklin, fbi

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via gnocc)

Aug 11, 2014 3:47pm
softerworld:

A Softer World: 1138
(not every verb has to be transitive)
buy this print

softerworld:

A Softer World: 1138

(not every verb has to be transitive)

buy this print

teamfreekickass:

alexandertheprettyalright:

mamalaz:

Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

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